Physics

The Paradoxes of Color Temperature

Posted in Physics, Science, Seattle, Sustainability on February 22nd, 2009 by leodirac – Be the first to comment

Compact Fluorescent Death RayLast week I went to the Indoor Sun Shoppe in Fremont and got a couple new CF bulbs for the house.  I love their selection — they have everything from tiny 7W candelabra bulbs to these massive 150W bulbs that look like death-rays.  A giant 105W bulb (pictured) is now trying to make my monstera deliciosa's home in the living room a little more like tropical mexico and less like winter-in-seattle.

In addition to a huge range of powers, they also clearly show you the color temperature of each bulb.  Some of my friends have avoided CF bulbs because of their harsh color.  But not all CF bulbs cast a vampirish hue on everything.  In fact if you know what to look for, you can tell how cool or warm the color will be by reading the box.  But not always.  Depends on the brand.

The key is to look for a color temperature number like 5000 K or 2700 K.  The higher the number, the more cool or blue the light will be.  The lower numbers will be warmer or more yellow.  Bulbs that are described as "full spectrum" typically do so because their color temperature matches that of regular sunlight — 5000 K or 6000K, but indoors these lights look pretty blue.  A typical incandescent bulb will be more like 3000 K.  Here is a good page showing what color temperature numbers typically mean.
Indoor Sun has CF bulbs at 2700 and 4000.  They're not quite as efficient, but they're still a lot cleaner than incandescent, and if it pushes you away from "I won't use them because they're ugly" then that little efficiency drop is well worth it.

A little science

The irony of color temperatures is in our vocabulary for describing them.  What we call a "cooler" light with more blue in it actually corresponds to a hotter temperature.  When we describe a light as 5000 K we mean this is the spectrum of light that would be emitted by something heated to 5000 degrees Kelvin, or about 8500 Farenheit.  (Technically, it's a black box radiation spectrum, but most hot objects radiate pretty darned close to a theoretical black body.)  Just as bluer flames represent hotter combustion, so with color temperature.  But we still call lights "warm" when they've got plenty of yellow and red in them and not so much blue.

Putting these numbers in context gives us a little physical grounding for lighting.  With a basic incandescent bulb, we really are heating a tiny filament up to about 3000 Kelvin, just to see it glow.  Incandescent bulbs are ancient, incredibly simple, and really inefficient.  The color temperature of sunlight is about 6000 K, because that's just how hot the surface of the sun is.  Thinking about how the sun is this amazingly hot nuclear fire that powers practically everything on the planet, it might be surprising that we can achieve about the same temperature in a piece of wire protected by nothing more than a couple inches of glass globe.  The discrepency there is because the atom smashing fun doesn't happen at 6000 K on the surface — the real power is in the middle of the sun where things are well over 10,000,000 Kelvin.  And even heating your bit of wire that hot would start a nuclear fire without the incredible pressure caused by gravity pushing things together.  So in case you were worried, there really is no danger of making a hydrogen bomb out of a lightbulb, just because you can get it as hot as the surface of the sun.
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The Strangest Man in my family

Posted in Ego, Physics on February 8th, 2009 by leodirac – Be the first to comment

A new biography of my grandfather has just been published called "The Strangest Man: The Hidden Life of Paul Dirac, Quantum Genius."  I’m quite excited about it for a number of reasons I’ll describe below.  The summary of the book on the publisher’s site is great:

The first full biography of Paul Dirac, the greatest British physicist
since Newton – and one of the strangest geniuses of the twentieth
century, who may have suffered from autism.

Paul Dirac was a
pioneer of quantum mechanics and was regarded as an equal by Albert
Einstein. He predicted, purely from what he saw in his equations, the
existence of antimatter. The youngest person ever to win the Nobel
Prize for Physics, he was also pathologically reticent, strangely
literal-minded and almost completely unable to communicate or
empathise. His silences were legendary and when he spoke, he betrayed
no emotion. Through his greatest period of productivity, his postcards
home contained only remarks about the weather. He is said to have cried
only once, when his friend Einstein died.

I’m very much looking forward to reading it, mostly because somebody
wrote a whole book about somebody in my family. I recently met Francis Crick’s granddaughter and she said how fun it
was to read her grandpa’s biography and wished somebody would write
them about all of her relatives!  I’m waiting for Amazon to ship me my copy, but they say it’ll still be a couple of weeks, although apparently I can get it faster from Amazon.co.uk so I might just do that.  I’ve had a few chats with Graham Farmelo, the author, over the last few years as he’s been working on it, but I hadn’t been in touch with him recently and was tipped off to its publication by the Economist’s book review.

I’m also very happy to see that Graham is being upfront about the possibility that Autism or Asperger’s was at the root of his strangeness.  Many of us in the family suspected this, but it hasn’t been talked about publicly much if at all.  I’m happy to see this out in the open especially with the dramatic rise of Autism in the world today.  When people hide or just don’t talk about medical conditions, it creates a stigma that makes them that much harder for the afflicted to deal with.  Moreso, my grandfather can be a role model of what is possible to accomplish even with a potentially debilitating condition like that.

I’m also happy that it will provide authority to improve his wikipedia page.  I’ve tried making corrections and additions myself in the past, but I quickly learned that wikipedia’s editorial policy does not allow me to include anything I know about my grandfather in the article, until it has been "published" by somebody else, otherwise it’s "original research."  I include the quotations because the definition of publication is rapidly becoming less clear these days — is this blog published?  How about an IM conversation in a chat room that is persisted at a public URL?  But I digress — this policy is big part of why wikipedia is the important modern reference that it is, so I can’t really begrudge it.  And now that Faber & Faber has blessed Graham’s work into dead trees, wikipedia’s policy will allow his extensive research to be included on their summary.

LHC blue-screens the world

Posted in Ego, Humor, Physics, Science on September 9th, 2008 by leodirac – 2 Comments

I’ve been thinking about writing this post for quite a while, and I figured tonight might be my last chance.  Plenty of people have been worrying about how the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) could destroy the planet by creating small black-holes that might suck in the entire earth.  As the good folks at CERN re-assure us, everything is fine.  I pretty much believe this.  That is to say, I’m pretty sure LHC will not destroy all life as we know it.  Pretty sure.  Otherwise, we’ve all got a few more hours to live.

So long as my buddy Stephen Hawking’s theories about black holes are true, we’re fine.  They’ll dissipate by themselves and will not suck in the planet.  But to be clear, we are testing this theory.  (I just heard a scientist on the radio trip all over himself as he tried to spurt out a believable
"there really is no chance these black-holes will devour the entire
earth.")

Last year I wrote about a then-briefly-popular idea that all the world we see is actually a computer simulation.  (Pointless personal anecdaote — I had this idea in grade-school and tried to marry it with special relativity’s universal speed-limit in terms of a primitively digitized simulation where exceeding the speed of light would cause objects to skip pixels during a single time step.  Anyway.)  It’s all as if our whole universe is a game of The Sims on some hyper-intelligent alien teenager’s computer.  In a fairly religious way, this idea is unrefutable.  It’s like a virtual machine trying to hack its host operating system.  Can’t do it.

Some theories of simulated worlds hold that what we experience is a simplification of real physical laws.  If this is true, high-energy experiments like LHC could probe the limits of these simplifications.  It could cause an exception to get thrown in the simulation code.  Us clever scientists set up some extremely complex scenario that caused one of the simulation’s assumptions to fail.  What happens when the simulation crashes?  Maybe it’s a dialog box saying "Abort, Retry, Ignore."  Maybe it’s a universe-scale Blue screen of death.  Teenager’s response?  Maybe Abort.  How different is that from our whole planet getting sucked into a black hole?

Don’t panic.

Two Big Questions Physics Isn’t Addressing

Posted in Chemistry, Philosophy, Physics, Science on January 3rd, 2008 by leodirac – 1 Comment

One of the reasons I chose not to pursue a career in science was a feeling that all the interesting problems of physics have been solved.  In a sense I still believe this — I don’t see the current line of pursuit bearing much fruit.  But I do see two really important questions that physics hasn’t answered.  What makes them especially interesting is that most of the scientific establishment doesn’t even recognize them as valid questions.

Ever since Maxwell unified the theories of electricity and magnetism in
1864, physicists have been working towards a single model that can explain all observed forces.  It took another hundred years or so for
us to understand how the electromagnetic and weak nuclear forces are really the same thing, and a grand unified theory is close to merging in quantum chromodynamics (QCD) and the strong nuclear force.  The only thing left now is to merge in gravity.  String theory is a popular contender for a so-called “theory of everything” which explains quantum gravity. Progress here is slow, but finding a theory which combines general relativity and quantum mechanics is widely regarded as one of the big unanswered questions in physics.  Personally, I’m not all that excited by it.  I think we have bigger fish to fry.

Let’s say we find a Theory of Everything that explains quantum gravity in addition to merging electricity, magnetism and the strong and weak nuclear forces.  What changes when we figure this out?  Of course, we
can’t really know until we have the answer.  But consider the merging
of the electromagnetic force and the weak magnetic force into the
electro-weak force.  They look different under just about every condition we will ever encounter.  It’s only when the temperature exceeds about 10^15 Kelvin that they start to look the same.  For comparison, the middle of the sun is relatively frigid at 10^7 degrees.  So my guess is that when we figure this out, it isn’t going to lead to any new
practical understandings about the world around us
.


The theoretical basis for most everything that we experience on a daily basis was figured out
in the early 20th century with quantum mechanics.  It provides a theoretical foundation which reduces essentially all of chemistry to solving mathematical equations.  Admittedly these are horrendously difficult equations that even modern computers can only approximate for relatively small molecules.  But the theory is there.  And with chemistry solved, we have a theoretical basis for all of biology, and everything to do with life.  Not to say there aren’t interesting problems to solve there and plenty we don’t understand, but on some level, it’s all applications of an understood theory.

I completely realize this is a simplification of the state of science,
but this is what I thought when I was an undergrad.  This realization
and disillusionment drove me away from science towards my career in
software, which I love because of its ability to directly improve people’s lives on a massive scale.

But now as I write about things like the fate of humanity, the nature of consciousness and how to save the world, I see two huge gaps in what science can explain.  For context, here’s a quote that I love:

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny …’

-Isaac Asimov

Whoever finds the Higgs Boson, or explains quantum gravity will yell “Eureka!” at the top of their lungs.  Two things that make me say “that’s funny” about about how physics explains the world today are:

  • quantum randomness
  • the big bang

I’ll spare the details for now and write more on each of these later.  (I’ve written some about quantum randomness and the nature of free will before.)  But for now I’ll summarize by saying these are a couple of areas where the standard explanation really doesn’t sit well with me.  Moreover, I think a better understanding of these issues would do a lot to answer questions that have troubled humanity since the birth of consciousness.

Do We Live in a Simulation? Implications for Morality and the Beauty of Physics.

Posted in Philosophy, Physics, Science, Transhuman Morality, Transhumanism, Uploading on August 24th, 2007 by leodirac – 1 Comment

There’s been a lot of fuss lately about Nick Bostrom’s ideas that we live in a simulation as a result of an article in the New York Times.  Here I’ll provide some analysis of Bostrom’s bold claim, including a proposed mechanism to explain my grandfather’s assertion that mathematical simplicity and beauty were indicators of underlying truth.  I’ll also explore the implications of this possibility to our daily lives, and show why this is another reason to follow Transhuman Morality.

Simplified Simulation or Complete, Accurate Model?

The simulations Bostrom describes would not be precise to the subatomic level, but rather use abstractions to simplify the computation.  Instead of simulating every electron, proton, neutron, quark, etc in each person’s body and everything around us, it might only simulate synapses and neurons in our brains.  Such short-cuts would be extremely useful to accomplish the goals he describes of virtually resurrecting ancestors.  (A convenient version of heaven.)  Just simulating the brains of the inhabitants of a virtual world is drastically easier than accurately simulating an entire universe down to the subatomic level.  For many purposes, including the ones we are likely to engage in anytime soon, it is sufficient. 

The software to run a simplified simulation like this would put its designer in an interesting predicament whenever the simulatees decide to build a new particle accelerator or perform some other experiment that pushes the limits of their understanding of fundamental physics.  Would a dialog box appear on the simulation screen asking the designer to make decisions about how to treat a new class of quark that had never been observed?  Then once the designer answers this question the simulation moves on?  Moreover, so many trappings of modern life are the result of applications of scientific breakthroughs like this?  For example, we could have never built semiconductors and thus computers without a solid understanding of quantum mechanics since they take advantage of quantum effects.  So closing the dialog box would require not only require describing the results of this experiment, but also coding up a bunch of new high-level abstractions that represent things like semi-conductors.  The simulation would need to know when it could use the molecular mechanics model, and when it would have to substitute a more detailed model or a coding abstraction that simplifies the results of more base laws.

If we lived in such a simplified simulation, it seems likely that chinks in the armor of reality would periodically appear.  Modern science has few inconsistencies like this.  (The big bang and quantum randomness being the two biggest two exceptions IMHO.)  I would wager that if we live in a simulation it is a completely accurate physical model that started with the big bang and covers the entire universe including our own evolution from primordial soup.  It’s not clear to me whether or not our universe has enough matter/energy to build a computer powerful enough to run such a simulation.  I should dig up my notes from Yael Maguire’s excellent talk at Foo Camp on the fundamental limits of computation to be sure, but I know it would chew through at least solar systems worth of our universe if not galaxies or more to simulate a comparable universe.  It seems more likely to me that if our world is simulated then the “host world” is governed by a different set of physical laws.  This point is debatable and important, but I’ll assume from here that the host world is governed by different laws.

Motivations of the Simulation Designers and Implications for Personal Morality

As the NY Times article points out, the simulators might just be bored, doing the equivalent of playing video games with us.  Or they might be scientific researchers investigating how changes to fundamental laws affect how worlds evolve.  Whatever their goals are in running a simulation of this scale, they are almost certainly interested in the complexity that we are creating here and now.  But how should we behave?

Robin Hanson suggests that as individuals living in a simulation we should try to lead the most interesting, impactful lives that we can.  This goal attempts to optimize for the case that the simulators will pick individuals from this simulated society to do something special with.  I think it extremely unlikely that the designers care about individuals at all.  If they’re looking at anything, I’d bet it’s entire societies.  So, if we are living in a simulation, I argue that we should do our best to advance technology as an insurance policy against extinction.  I have written a fair bit about the transhuman morals that such a guiding principal implies, but basically it boils down to being a geek and/or a hippie – advance technology as fast as possible and conserve natural resources so that the world doesn’t end before we reach the next level of technology.  Thinking that somebody might hit the “stop” button on the entire simulation puts a new twist on the idea of the world ending because as a society we failed to reach a certain level of technological sophistication.

A Simulation Argument for Truth in Mathematical Beauty and Simplicity

If our world is a simulation running inside a massive computing device, then something must have programmed this simulation.  The programmers of the simulation chose the physical laws that we live by, perhaps to see what would happen.  This puts an interesting spin on evaluating fundamental physical laws.  Which of these two equations below is more likely to be an accurate representation of the way the simulation designer wrote the code?  These are two different mathematical representations of P.A.M. Dirac’s eponymous equation, which is AFAIK believed to be a completely accurate representation of our physical world.

By this logic, the second one is almost certainly closer to how the simulation programmer understood the concept.  This perspective puts an interesting twist on Occam’s razor – the principal that the simpler explanation is probably true.  My grandfather believed that the simpler a physical law was, the more likely it was to be correct.  In this way he saw a certain beauty in math and physics.  If our world exists only as a simulation, then the simpler a physical law is, the more likely it is to be an accurate representation of the way the simulation was coded.

Free Will and Turing-completeness of the Brain

Posted in Chemistry, Computer Science, Philosophy, Physics, Science, Technology, Transhumanism, Uploading on February 22nd, 2007 by leodirac – 3 Comments

In this essay, I’m going to explore the question "If the human brain is Turing complete, what does that imply about the existence of free will?"  And moreover, what does that mean about the ability to upload our consciousness into computers?

First, a little computer science background.  Turing completeness is the idea that a computing system has the same capabilities as a universal Turing machine.  This theoretical machine moves along a long tape which has various symbols on it that the machine can read and write.  The machine itself is always in one internal state, but will change to different states based on its programming and input.  It is programmed by a huge state transition table which says "if you’re in state X, and you’re reading symbol Y, then write symbol Z, move left n spaces, and switch to state W" for all possible states and symbols.  It turns out that with a long enough tape and enough states this device can do just about anything you think of a computer being able to do.  In fact, computer scientists have shown that every modern computer system is functionally equivalent to a Turing machine.  That is to say all modern computers are Turing complete.  It’s useful because it’s simple enough to prove theorems about.  Some important things we know about Turing machines and anything which is functionally equivalent to one:

  • Turing machines are deterministic — given a set of inputs they’ll always reach the same output.
  • It’s impossible to reliably predict whether or not a program on a Turing machine will ever finish.

I see two ways to interpret the question of whether or not a human brain is Turing complete.  The first one is "Can a human brain perform the same functions as a Turing machine?"  I think that given a pen, paper, and enough patience the answer is clearly yes.  But that’s not the question that interests me.

As a transhumanist, the interesting question for me is "Can a Turing-complete computer perform the same functions as a human brain?"  This question is important to me because if the answer is yes, then it is possible for a computer to simulate a human personality.  That is to say uploading of a human consciousness into a computer is possible.  I’m going to dodge the detailed analysis of this question today, and get back to it in a later article.  For now, let’s assume the answer is "Yes" and see what that implies about free will.

Remember that theorem that says Turing machines are deterministic?  That is, once you start it going with a given set of inputs, that it’s always going to reach the same answer?  If this were true for us as humans, then we would have no free will — our actions would be entirely determined by our current state and our surroundings.  We might think we are making choices, but in fact a fast computer could run the same calculation and tell us what our answer would be before we thought we had decided.  So by this logic if uploading is possible, then humans have no free will.  Troubling, eh?

Fortunately, I think the above analysis has a flaw.  Let’s dive down a little deeper into neurochemistry.  Neurons fire as a result of electro-chemical processes.  Basic chemistry tells us that the rates of chemical reactions are deterministic based on concentrations of the relevant input chemicals.  But if you took stat-mech then you learned that these predicted rates are actually just statistical averages and that they’re only accurate if the brazillions of molecules involved happen to collide with each other at a constant frequency as they randomly bounce around in solution.  And quantum mechanics tells us that this apparently random bouncing around is in fact, to Einstein’s chagrin, truly random — god does play dice with the universe.  (I’m not sure I completely buy this, but I’ll have to save that for another article too.  Yes, I know that the Bell inequalities were experimentally observed in the 1980’s but it still sits funny with me.  Sorry grandpa.  More on this later.)  Because of this randomness, the instantaneous rate of any chemical reaction will vary randomly, while still averaging around the classically predicted rate.  So the upshot is that neurons don’t behave completely deterministically, but that the exact timing of neurons firing has a truly (quantum) random component to it.

Now this implies quite firmly that our brains cannot be simulated by a Turing machine since Turing machines can’t act randomly, and thus wouldn’t be able to properly simulate the randomness of neurons firing.  But if we modify a Turing machine slightly so that a spot on its tape read a different random symbol each time you check, I think we’re good.  Given this, it seems reasonable that a modern computer that has a source of truly random data could simulate a brain.  Some have argued that we need quantum computers to simulate consciousness, but I don’t think so.  (Again, more on this later.)

Computers are pretty good at generating psuedo-random data internally, and by listening to the outside world (hard drive vibration, microphones, etc) can generate what is probably actually random data.  If true randomness is really important, we can build small accessory cards that sample thermal noise on
a resistor and produce large volumes of truly (quantum) random data.  Some advanced cryptographic systems do this today.  So it’s totally possible today to build this modified Turing machine that also incorporates random input.

Now our transhuman dilemma is solved.  The essence of free will lies in the quantum randomness of electro-chemical processes in our brain.  Moreover, it will be possible to upload our personalities into computers, complete with our free wills in tact, by incorporating random processes into the hardware that simulates our brains.  If the computers we upload into are only psuedo-random (as almost all software is today), we will appear to have free will, in fact we will believe that we have it, but we will in fact be total robots.  Now, who can come up with a Turing test for free will?

[[Thanks to Barry Brummit.  This article is a rehash of a couple good conversations we had over New Year's and this morning after yoga practice.]]

More detailed critique of Quantum Communication Paper

Posted in Ego, Humor, Physics, Science on December 1st, 2006 by leodirac – Be the first to comment

Yesterday I got all excited about a journal article indicating the possibility of faster-than-light communication through quantum entanglement.  But I got excited before fully reading the article, and once I had I wrote a quick comment apologizing for the false alarm.  It’s not a peer-reviewed article, and it’s not very scientific.  I actually spent hours digging through their references trying to understand what they were saying, and wrote a longish post to a mailing list about it, so I figure I might as well share the analysis here.

First, a minor quip from page 3 where they confuse atomic number and atomic mass.  There is no element #184.  That’s tungsten’s atomic mass.  For tungsten, Z=74.

The most fundamental problem with the paper is that I can’t find any explanation of how the gamma rays they’re dealing with are even entangled in the first place.  All they say is "Since one electron produces several photons instantaneously, such photons are entangled according to Quantum Mechanics."  (p.3)  This is indicative of a basic problem with their treatment of entanglement throughout their writing — they write as if particles themselves get entangled, which isn’t really accurate.  Some measurable aspect of particles can get entangled — for example, a pair of electrons might have their spin-states entangled, but the electrons themselves aren’t entangled.  In this case we might guess that it’s the polarization of the gammas which is entangled, but they don’t call that out.  And that’s critical for understanding how it would get transferred to electrons in the crystals.  Polarization of the gamma effects the spin of the electron when it gets bumped into the valence band, maybe?  Definitely something they need to be explicit about.

They do cite a whole separate paper they wrote about entanglement with these gammas.  This paper has also not been peer-reviewed and is never cited by anybody else.  This article also doesn’t explain why the gammas given off in this radioactive decay process should be entangled except except by saying "It is well known that low energy photon pairs from atomic radiative cascade are entangled" and citing two other papers.  One of these papers has nothing to do with radioactive decay and the other one (I think it’s here but I’m not sure) has nothing to do with quantum entanglement.  Nice.  They really need to draw some connection about what aspect of these gamma particles is entangled and why.

Overall they seem to treat QE as if it’s some kind of magic pixie dust that happens whenever 2 particles get created simultaneously and that it offers these particles magical properties to defy the normal rules of science.  Moreover, in their analysis these magical properties can be easily conveyed to other particles, whereas in the real world entangled states are extremely fragile.  They explain this by citing research into quantum computing that explains how in very carefully controlled circumstances, entanglement can be transferred from one particle to another.  In reality, entangled states are very fragile — the wave functions collapse very easily, and it almost never gets transferred between particles.  In their world, it’s fairly automatic.

The pixie dust theme continues with their explanation for what’s going on within the oven which is the signaling mechanism in their FTL communicator.  "Entangled electrons, as the experiments show, do not appear to exit from the traps as the temperature increases except at very discrete and narrow characteristic trap emptying temperatures."  No citation or further explanation.  QE electrons just kinda do things differently from all other electrons in the world.  Because they’re special, I guess.

The data are pretty sketch too.  They never plot the temperature of their ovens — seems kinda important IMHO.  But at this point, there’s not much point in complaining.  There’s no explanation (beyond pixie dust) for why the random changes in luminescence would replay themselves while increasing and decreasing temperature.  As if the macroscopic object had a memory of what it did at a previous temperature because of its special QE electrons.  No attempt to explain this at an atomic level except to refer to the "particular behavior of the entangled electrons in the traps."

Sigh.  I’m glad the professori emeriti are having fun in their near-retirement.  It’s not the first time I’ve been duped by a research paper.  I remember in college taking a class on scientific ethics and wanting to cite a fascinating paper (I think it’s this one) about research into a longevity gene that was conferred truly amazing properties onto mice and fish, until I noticed the paper was published on April 1st.  But it had lots of references to other articles, so I started checking them.  This was in 1993 or so, so I had to go to the library.  I couldn’t find most of the journals they cited — maybe they didn’t exist or maybe our library just didn’t carry them.  But one was in a reputable journal I recognized, and it was about a critical piece of science that led to this research.  Excitedly I pulled out the thick bound volume from the shelf and started leafing towards the page.  I expected a full page ad or a table-of-contents page or something, but no there was a real article describing the first discovery of this gene.  And then I noticed that this article too was published on April 1st.  Sigh.  The paper was due the next day, and this article was a big part of my argument.  And it was a class on ethics.  What a quandary.  I was up late that night.

Faster Than Light Communication?

Posted in Physics, Science on November 30th, 2006 by leodirac – 2 Comments

I haven’t had a chance to fully digest this article yet, but it looks like somebody’s figured out a way to use quantum entanglement to communicate useful information.  Seems to me that there’s a fair bit of grandstanding going on, not the least of which is the title of the article:

Intercontinental quantum liaisons between entangled electrons in ion traps of thermoluminescent crystals

The fact that they shipped an entangled crystal across the pacific to perform the experiment sounds like pure drama to me.  The interesting part is that they seem to have found a mechanism to do something to one particle that produces a detectable change in its entangled pair.

Li’l background on quantum mechanics and entanglement: Two particles are entangled when their states are correlated (generally exactly opposite) but both uncertain.  To take a macroscopic example, imagine flipping a coin in a way where the flip was truly random, and covering it up before there was any observation of which side it landed on.  In a quantum sense, the coin is literally both heads and tails until somebody looks — its wavefunction is a superposition of both states.  Once somebody observes its state, the wavefunction collapses to one state or the other. 

Entanglement would happen if we could somehow cut it in half without looking at it, and sending one half of the cut coin to Paris.  (There are many real-world microscopic processes that produce pairs of particles that are entangled like this, conceptually at least.)  Then we each (here in Seattle and over in Paris) have half a coin which is both Heads and Tails at the same time.  But once either one of us looks at the coin, the other coin’s wavefunction instantly collapses as well to the same state. 

The paradox here is that it seems like doing something here in Seattle has an instantaneous (faster-than-light) effect on something in Paris.  Faster than light communication brings the fabric of reality into question because it allows messages to arrive before they are sent and could allow seemingly impossible things like time-travel.  Fortunately special relativity tells us this is impossible, so our fabric is fine.  Since the collapse of a wavefunction into one of two states that you haven’t observed yet doesn’t actually convey any useful information, this also isn’t a problem.

As I said, I haven’t fully digested this article, but Desbrandes and Van Gent are claiming to have found a way to convey useful information using entanglement.  They claim that after creating a pair of entangled crystals, that changing the temperature of one of them causes a measurable effect in the other one.  This sounds like instantaneous communication, regardless of how far apart the two parties are.  How’s it work?  I wish I knew.

When we think about special relativity and things moving at near light speed, the word "simultaneous" loses meaning.  Time gets warped, and you have to consider it in a frame of reference — Twin’s paradox and all that.  So if simultaneity isn’t straightforward, then what is meant by the "instantaneous" collapse of wavefunctions also becomes unclear.  But AFAIK nobody thinks propagation of wavefunction collapse happens at lightspeed so…  who knows?  Not me.  Not yet anyway.